Tales from a Soccer Sideline: 2020

  “I’m devastated, 2020 was going to be his first year to be graded into a good team,” says soccer mum, India, carefully placing her newly lifted face in her hands so as not to create any wrinkles.  “A hip replacement, can you believe it?” “Try not to worry India honey, he’s young, he’ll bounce … Continue reading Tales from a Soccer Sideline: 2020

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Oliver Octopus and the Soccer Dilemma

Oliver Octopus storms off the field Giving the ball a good angry peg He is all crazy and cranky at soccer today Because arms don’t work as well as their legs Oh yes, he has eight, and you’d think that’s enough But, as all of his friends always say An arm has a hand and … Continue reading Oliver Octopus and the Soccer Dilemma

Tales from a Soccer Sideline #2

“It’s just really important to Sam,” enthuses Marsha with a look of utter distress on her face about the whole situation, whilst simultaneously checking Facebook. “Soccer is a huge passion for him and he really looks up to the coach, sees him as the most important thing in his life during the soccer season – … Continue reading Tales from a Soccer Sideline #2

Tales from a Soccer Sideline #1

"I DIDN’T GET THE AWARD FOR SPORTSMANSHIP!” he spits at his mother, devil-red in the face, smoke pistonning from his nostrils. The 9 year old striker’s fists begin to crack closed forcefully, his tiny brain struggling to makes sense of it all, teeth grinding in fury. “Yes, I was watching the award ceremony,” responds his … Continue reading Tales from a Soccer Sideline #1